Sausage gave me a good laugh yesterday, so I thought I'd share.
She came into the kitchen and said, "Mummy, I can tell where people are from, just by looking at their eyes."
"Can you?" I said. "How?"
"Well, R and me, we've got black eyes, cos we're from Korea. And Daddy and M have blue eyes. That must be because they're from Australia." She stopped and looked at my eyes. Then she looked at the dog. She turned back in astonishment. "Mummy, Annie's eyes are the same colour as yours! She must be English! "
(I'm hoping she doesn't see any other similarities between me and the dog!)